Overstimulated

Going to Walmart after spending the weekend alone with my cats makes me feel autistic. After several mumbled pleasantries, and awkward avertings of my eyes, I am now safely back in my abode playing online Risk.

Much like McDonalds, nobody ever enters or leaves a Walmart feeling good.

Bob's Burgers is Underrated

Faking orgasms is like giving out welfare checks.
They didn't work for it, and they probably won't in the future.