Sunday, June 10, 2012


Going to Walmart after spending the weekend alone with my cats makes me feel autistic. After several mumbled pleasantries, and awkward avertings of my eyes, I am now safely back in my abode playing online Risk.

Much like McDonalds, nobody ever enters or leaves a Walmart feeling good.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Faking orgasms is like giving out welfare checks.
They didn't work for it, and they probably won't in the future.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Parenthood Can Still Be Planned...For Another Fiscal Year At Least...

A little late, but nonetheless: FUCK. YES.

In the quest to get a budget bill passed for the 2011 fiscal year, the House voted to discontinue federal funding for Planned Parenthood by a 241-185 vote. However, the Senate rejected the spending bill by a narrow margin of 42-58. In order for the bill to discontinue funding Planned Parenthood to pass, congress would have had to come to a unified decision, which luckily they did not.

What this means is that at least for the next fiscal year Planned Parenthood will continue to receive federal funding.

What makes me the most angry is when people say that Planned Parenthood is an abortion organization. No assholes. Sure they provide women with the right to choose to end their pregnancy, but they also offer a wide array of services to low-income women. This includes cheap/free birth control, gynecological services, sexual education outreach, etc. Their preventative reproductive services are not only beneficial for the women who receive them, but they also benefit the general public. "The Guttmacher Institute estimated in 2008 that every dollar spent on family planning saves taxpayers $3.74 in government spending on prenatal care, childbirth, and the first year of an infant's health care. "

Moral of the day: Don't fuck with bitches' birth control.

Friday, January 28, 2011

This ones for you Linds.

Dear Lindsay, you inspire me sometimes. Heres a collection of songs I hope inspire you as well :)

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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Shit My Sister Says

"Splitzen was born one night when I took like two Xanaxand still couldn't sleep so I was singing a song to zach, the one w/ the reindeer names but I just kept singing them all as splitzen... it was 3am and I wouldn't go to bed and I started crying because he told me there was no splitzen cookie cutters"


I love her crazy.